From the Pre-Blog Part 3: "I am glad I am not Richard Karn"
August 10, 2004
I know he's famous and all but I am still glad I am not Richard Karn. Home Improvement, hosting Family Feud. That would drive me nuts. Now Rick Wakeman, there's someone I could be. Giant sequined outfits, a huge bank of keyboards hiding God's less shining points of my creation, conservatory training and an ego the size of a small planet. That would be bad ass.
I know he's famous and all but I am still glad I am not Richard Karn. Home Improvement, hosting Family Feud. That would drive me nuts. Now Rick Wakeman, there's someone I could be. Giant sequined outfits, a huge bank of keyboards hiding God's less shining points of my creation, conservatory training and an ego the size of a small planet. That would be bad ass.

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