My thoughts on the current state of TV
I often wonder why no one has made a TV show called “Enemies” yet. It would be like “Friends” except obviously the people would not be friends. It would still have a bouncy theme song though. And it would still be three guys and three girls. The three girls would still be pretty and smart but they would each have a physical deformity: the brown-haired one a hunchback, the brunette a peg leg and the weird blonde a third eye. The men would all be chimpanzees that could talk and were dressed in clothes from the Gap in Buffalo, NY. They would all fight and bicker and set each other on fire and stuff.
Another good show would be a reality show called “Conjoined in Your Twenties”. It would offer a million dollar prize and force twenty somethings to be surgically conjoined with each other…as triplets. There would be either 2 guys and one girl or vice versa and episode would feature tasks like “Going to the Bathroom” & “Renting a Tuxedo”. I would watch that.
Was Gary Coleman a midget or a dwarf or just small?
Another good show would be one where actors would reinterpret “Facts of Life” episodes while each actor is “shadowed” by a robed person with a tazer. Every time an unfunny punch line is read they would get zapped with a tazer. I wouldn’t watch that one (a little too cruel for me) but I bet it would do well.
Finally, if I were to produce a show it would be called “Everything’s Crazy!” and in it everything would be backwards, even the content/commercial ratio. That’s right a show with 16 minutes of content and 44 minutes of commercials. The theme song would go like this:”
Everything’s Crazy!
Up is down
Down is up
Left is right
Right is Left
Yellow is…still yellow cause the sun is still sending us light in the same way
It is more the gravitational and orientational stuff that’s different perhaps because of the way the Earth is on its axis – probably has something to do with off shore drilling
Sha la la la
Can’t wait to fill my pockets with that dirty Hollywood money.
Another good show would be a reality show called “Conjoined in Your Twenties”. It would offer a million dollar prize and force twenty somethings to be surgically conjoined with each other…as triplets. There would be either 2 guys and one girl or vice versa and episode would feature tasks like “Going to the Bathroom” & “Renting a Tuxedo”. I would watch that.
Was Gary Coleman a midget or a dwarf or just small?
Another good show would be one where actors would reinterpret “Facts of Life” episodes while each actor is “shadowed” by a robed person with a tazer. Every time an unfunny punch line is read they would get zapped with a tazer. I wouldn’t watch that one (a little too cruel for me) but I bet it would do well.
Finally, if I were to produce a show it would be called “Everything’s Crazy!” and in it everything would be backwards, even the content/commercial ratio. That’s right a show with 16 minutes of content and 44 minutes of commercials. The theme song would go like this:”
Everything’s Crazy!
Up is down
Down is up
Left is right
Right is Left
Yellow is…still yellow cause the sun is still sending us light in the same way
It is more the gravitational and orientational stuff that’s different perhaps because of the way the Earth is on its axis – probably has something to do with off shore drilling
Sha la la la
Can’t wait to fill my pockets with that dirty Hollywood money.
posted by Gaito at 7:06 PM
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